Fridge: Out Of Office
April 01, 2011 by Mr. Fridge
You people treat me like an object. Am I nothing to you except property? Well I've had enough. I'm taking a break from all of your squabbling AND taking over the blog!
Today is MY day!

I'm getting myself some burgers...

And now for some gelato...what...closed?!
Why didn't anyone tell me?!

Whatever, I'm going for a ride...

Back from the ride. Still stressed. Going to burn some of it off...

Liftin' some weights...yeah, feel the burn...

Relaxing poolside... my day is getting better...

Time for a swim...

Maybe a little "door optional" attire, don't want any awkward tan lines...
This is helping, but I'm still mad at you guys. When I've cooled back down, I'll consider coming back. Use this time to reflect on how you've treated me. Fridges have feelings you know!

My fridg-cation is going wonderfully. So glad I'm not in the office right now.
I met a cute purple cooler called Denise at the gym. We decided to go for a picnic...
...but all she did was talk about how awesome it is to be purple, how purple is the new black, etc. This was obviously not working out. We said our see-you-around-the-gym's and again, I was left alone...

Heartbroken, I retreated to my imaginary play fort of solitude...

But, really, this is San Diego and the weather's gorgeous. How can you stay depressed for long? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Now I'm feeling better, I'll be coming back up to the office in time for lunch. I know how grumpy you all get if you're not fed on time.
Mr. Fridge VP of Cooling
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Comments
Robert Barber Apr 01, 2011 at 11:48am
Now that's what I call chillin!! Take me with you I FRIDGE!
reena.leone Apr 01, 2011 at 11:22am
Fridge, I know you're upset but can we just talk about this? I really need the blog back.
Ryan Lum Apr 01, 2011 at 11:15am
I want to hang out with that fridge. He seems pretty...chill :)
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